Who the heck is Granny?
Update Nov 6th 2016:
While Sassy Granny may have lost election, the campaign to make smoothies great again carries on.
Why she is the ̶n̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶s̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶U̶n̶i̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶S̶t̶a̶t̶e̶s̶. Duh!
(If she has here way...and she always has her way)
B̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶N̶o̶v̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶6̶ . . . Sassy Granny plans to serve her country concocting the healthiest, tastiest, organic, bestest and mostest delicious smoothies, juices, java and snacks in the whole U.S of A.
Sassy Granny is "sassy" because while technically she is a silver-haired grandmother with 9 grandchildren . . . slow moving is not in Sassy Granny's vocabulary.
"Come on down, grab a delicious drink or snack, take a stroll on the beach. You deserve it!" – Sassy Granny